Blackmojo raises his hand.
Huma pokes Blackmojo with Kryptonite.
Blackmojo says, 'do you ever plan on getting rid of that lame backstab on a stun crap'
Huma says, 'like... disallowing it again?'
Xuvenia giggles at Haley.
Blackmojo nods solemnly.
Sandra says, 'No'
Blackmojo says, 'its way way over pwoered'
Huma says, 'erm...'
Huma says, 'sorry :('
Huma says, 'I dont see it goin away'
Huma says, 'the boss says so'
Blackmojo says, 'why should a sniper be able to get 700 hp from me before i can do half his dam 300 hp'
Huma says, 'hrm'
Blackmojo says, 'now thats just lame'
Xuvenia smirks.
Huma says, 'because... I dunno'
Sandra says, 'Funny, mages say the same thing about fighters'
Blackmojo says, 'dexmud!'
Joel says, 'don't get stunned'
Huma giggles.
Huma nods his agreement with Sandra.
Huma says, 'if someone gets the jump and gets lucky you're screwed'
Huma says, 'thats pretty true for everyone'
Joel says, 'next question'
Huma says, 'yeah sorry can't change it!'
Joel says, 'lucifer!  there's too much lag!'
Huma says, 'next question, did anyone raise a hand?'
Blackmojo says, 'cant or wont?'
Xuvenia says, 'won't!'
Blackmojo nods solemnly.
Sandra says, 'won't'
Sandra says, 'It isn't a problem with backstab'
Blackmojo says, 'i know'
Joel says to Sandra, 'yer mean.'
Blackmojo says, 'its a problem with headshot stuns'
Xuvenia says to Joel, 'Well duhhhhhhhh.'
Xuvenia smirks.
Joel snickers softly.
Huma says, 'well I never hear anything good about headshot stun :('
Sandra says, 'well, it's true. It isn't backstab that is the problem. In fact, it isn't even head shots that is the problem'
Huma says, 'so anyone have questions?'
Joel says to Huma, '6-3.'
Joel taunts Huma mercilessly.
Sandra says, 'it's elsewhere'
Huma sniffs sadly at Joel.
Xuvenia says, 'what's the problem?'
Xuvenia giggles.
Huma says to Joel, 'When your team stops spending triple the amount of money as mine then you get to brag =P'
Xuvenia smirks.
Zillah melts into Lorenzo's arms.
Lorenzo looks through his files.
Huma says, 'so yeah....'
Joel says to Huma, 'we need pitchers though.'
Huma says, 'damn Yankees =P'
Lorenzo gets a rusty freight barge from his files.
Huma says to Joel, 'I'm... sorry to hear that =P'
Joel says to Huma, 'me too.'
Joel winks suggestively at Huma.
Huma says, 'so anyone have not major league baseball questions?'
Huma says, 'I could talk all day about it =P'
Xuvenia pets Huma lovingly.
Joel says to Nadia, 'where'd you come from?'
Huma waves a welcome to Nadia. Hello!
Nadia says to Joel, 'i came in a few moments ago.'
Nadia shrugs helplessly.
Nadia smiles at Huma.
Joel chuckles politely.
Huma says, 'we have a heavy seven circles group'
Huma says to Xuvenia, 'So my couch isnt good enough for you now.'
Xuvenia says, 'i thought the barge was a nice change of pace'
Huma giggles.
Huma flops about helplessly.
Huma says, 'we're trying to figure out how to fix the lag here'
Joel says, 'it's a bit much'
Xuvenia says, 'oh so it's a mud problem? what's goin on'
Xuvenia peers around intently.
Sandra says, 'seems to have stopped now'
Xuvenia says, 'i blame lorenzo'
Joel nods his agreement with Sandra.
Huma says, 'I also... blame lorenzo'
Huma points at Lorenzo.
Joel snickers softly.
Sandra says to Xuvenia, 'Your helpfiles are in.'
Blackmojo raises his hand.
Joel claps for Sandra approvingly.
Huma says, 'go ahead Mojodomus'
Xuvenia says, 'ooooh'
Huma pokes Blackmojo with Kryptonite.
Sandra says, 'Snapper did them =)'
Xuvenia says, 'oi! nice'
Lorenzo giggles.
Blackmojo says, 'why is pkill set up so dex always comes out on top?'
Huma giggles.
Huma says, 'its not'
Xuvenia drools contentedly.
Blackmojo says, 'that a sack of lies'
Xuvenia says, 'oh my god, 5 hitroll and 5 damroll!'
Blackmojo peers around intently.
Xuvenia drools contentedly.
Huma chuckles politely.
Huma says, 'sorry man =P'
Sandra says, 'Um'
Huma says, 'maybe your char type is weak to dex ro something'
Zillah points at Blackmojo.
Zillah laughs.
Sandra says, 'take this any way you want, but maybe you suck?'
Chaykin says to Joel, 'Yankee fans aren't allowed!'
Sandra says, 'I see dex chars getting beat, and I see dex chars winning'
Xuvenia says, 'wow nice new skillsies'
Xuvenia giggles.
Joel says to Chaykin, 'weeeeeeeeeell sorry?'
Nadia puts a silver flute in a patterned teal velvet pouch.
Sandra nods her agreement with Xuvenia.
Huma says, 'I dunno'
Blackmojo says, 'when do you see anything'
Xuvenia says, 'a little surgeon oriented but hell i'm going to get more xp for that hit/dam one!'
Sandra says, 'Not often =)'
Blackmojo says, 'do you evin pkill ?'
Xuvenia jumps up and down.
Sandra says, 'You never know'
Blackmojo looks up into the sky and ponders.
Blackmojo says, 'pfft'
Joel snickers at Sandra nastily.
Sandra says, 'I have so many alts, I could be you'
Huma flops about helplessly.
Blackmojo says, 'i pkill more than anyone im sure'
Nadia snickers at Sandra nastily.
Huma says, 'Sandra has so many alts if she stopped playing the game would fold'
Sandra giggles.
Nadia nods her agreement with Huma.
An aura of heavenly light appears above Nadia's head.
Huma says, 'shes actually 11 different characters right now and three of them are imms'
Chaykin grins evilly at Zillah... Wonder what he's thinking...
Joel says, 'aww i want weapon mastery and weapon focus'
Sandra nods her agreement with Huma.
Xuvenia giggles.
Xuvenia nods her agreement with Joel.
Zillah says to Sandra, 'I knew it, THAT's where my other 30 or so went!'
Sandra says, 'and they all have HTD'
Xuvenia says, 'i have weapon mastery!'
Xuvenia jumps up and down.
Joel says, 'i don't!'
Zillah says to Sandra, 'You freaking HIJACKED them!'
Joel says, 'i want it now'
Xuvenia taunts Joel mercilessly.
Sandra grins evilly at Zillah... Wonder what she's thinking...
Huma flops about helplessly.
Joel says to Sandra, 'make weapon focus available across the board.'
Huma says, 'so duders'
Sandra says, 'Israfel and I sat one day and made a list of all the letters of the alphabet left that we hadn't made char names with'
Xuvenia smirks at Sandra.
Sandra says to Joel, 'Probably not.'
Xuvenia says, 'x? and maybe y'
Joel says, 'there were only 2 letters on the list'
Sandra says, 'no I have an X and a Y :)'
Zillah grins evilly at Sandra... Wonder what he's thinking...
Huma chuckles politely.
Xuvenia giggles at Sandra.
Blackmojo says, 'btw i have to change over to retarted dex cuz you al wont do anything about it'
Blackmojo peers around intently.
Huma says, 'I bet there arent many'
Sandra says, 'U!'
Huma says to Blackmojo, 'Try it out :)'
Blackmojo says, 'i did'
Nadia says to Huma, 'slay me, I need a giggle.'
Joel snaps his fingers. ATTITUDE!
Huma slays Nadia in cold blood!
You hear Nadia's death cry.
Blackmojo says, 'dex con alt beats anything'
Joel says to Sandra, 'only one on the list?'
Lorenzo says to Blackmojo, 'so you thought you'd try being super rude and see if that made us move our butts?'
Blackmojo says, 'hands doen'
Xuvenia says, 'woo, permanent nadia corpse'
Blackmojo says, 'hands down'
Huma says, 'hey folks I'm easy on the slay button'
Sandra says, 'No there's another one but I forgot what it was'
Nadia says, 'thanks'
Nadia giggles.
Joel says to Sandra, 'so i was right!'
Joel snickers softly.
Huma says, 'so what is up guys? :)'
Xuvenia says, 'not much'
Joel says to Sandra, 'you're really fionn too aren't you?'
Zillah says to Lorenzo, 'Seems like he's taking the route that most PKers resort to these days.'
Xuvenia says, 'nah, fionn is all of us'
Joel snickers softly.
Sandra says to Joel, 'I have more than Fionn ever thought possible ;)'
Zillah says to Lorenzo, 'Hell, I stopped PKing just so the imms wouldn't mistake me for 'just another ass' =P'
Joel says to Sandra, 'that's just freaky.'
Huma chuckles politely.
Zillah says to Lorenzo, 'I don't want to get in trouble that much.'
Joel says to Sandra, 'at one point i was catching up to you, then i just stopped.'
Huma flops about helplessly.
Blackmojo says, 'stupid pkill changes making me revamp mojo!'
Sandra says, 'I gotta tell ya, we don't respond all that well to 'this sucks, change it'. We are very open to discussion, and we are very open to PROOF of problems.'
Huma nods his agreement with Sandra.
Xuvenia nods her agreement with Sandra.
Sandra says, 'but to come here and hand me bullshit, I'll throw it back =)'
Huma says, 'like I tell everyone all the time'
Huma says, 'give us a nice well-written explination of your problems and maybe some logs of fights'
Huma says, 'and someone smarter then me will take a look'
Xuvenia says, 'mojo doesn't know enough words for that i think'
Xuvenia ducks to the ground.
Zillah says to Sandra, 'My bank account sucks. Fix it.'
Huma says to Xuvenia, 'Be nice! :)'
Sandra gives Zillah some gold.
Xuvenia says to Huma, 'To who?'
Xuvenia peers around intently.
Joel says to Huma, 'she is being nice.'
Zillah grins evilly at Sandra... Wonder what he's thinking...
Sandra giggles.
Blackmojo says, 'your saying im a lire?'
Lorenzo says to Blackmojo, 'you said we were.'
Xuvenia says to Huma, 'I don't know if he did that on purpose.. but there's yer proof :P'
Huma says, 'we're just saying that we can't do anything with just a 'this is bad fix it''
Blackmojo says, 'say sorry about that you just dont know whats up'
Joel snickers at Xuvenia nastily.
Chaykin says, 'in fact, like Rufus said in his post awhile back, a bug report just saying "blank is broken fix it" is probably just going to get ignored'
Sandra says, 'If that is to me, then you're sorely mistaken =)'
Lorenzo says to Blackmojo, 'it's possible that there's a dex bias in the code, but if so we don't know about it and it's not intentional, I think it what it all adds up to.'
Sandra nods her agreement with Chaykin.
Lorenzo says to Blackmojo, 'saying that that's a sack of lies when we say we don't know of a problem doesn't really change the situation for the better.'
Joel says to Chaykin, 'no wonder i never see anything fixed that i report!'
Huma chuckles politely.
Zillah says to Chaykin, 'Did you know that if you bugreport "Mara is broken," you get sniped?'
Pop nudges the corpse of Nadia over a few inches.
Xuvenia says, 'sandra loves getting my giant logs full of fights and silly tells'
Sandra nods her agreement with Zillah.
Xuvenia nods her agreement with Sandra.
Zillah says to Chaykin, 'It's true!'
Sandra giggles.
Sandra nods her agreement with Xuvenia.
Sandra says, 'I do!'
Chaykin says to Zillah, 'You think that's bad, start delivering puns.'
Xuvenia raises her hand.
Huma says, 'yeah we have bug reports from Joel deleted so we can get more pictures of Somar in dresses on the mud machine'
Sandra grins evilly at Chaykin... Wonder what she's thinking...
Zillah grins evilly.
Joel nods his agreement with Huma.
Pop raises his hand.
Joel says, 'i figured that's what was going on'
Huma says, 'ok next question!'
Huma pokes Pop with Kryptonite.
Huma says, 'go ahead Popstar'
Xuvenia says, 'hey i raised my hand first'
Xuvenia pouts.
Xuvenia says, 'but go pops'
Pop says to Sandra, 'did something change with freedom of the forest?'
Huma goes EEK! in distress.
Chaykin pets the Official Duck of Questioning lovingly.
Huma says, 'sorry'
Sandra shakes her head.
Xuvenia says to Pop, 'Yeah that never fricking goes off.'
Sandra says, 'Not in hm, probably 5 or 6 years?'
Pop says, 'I ahd it easily, and then my align changed and now I can't get it back'
Huma says, 'it always never freakin goes off :('
Joel says, 'yeah, I should have that by now'
Huma says, 'if you ever had it easily you got real lucky'
Xuvenia giggles.
Zillah says, 'I got it on an alt like a month ago... for the second time!'
Sandra nods her agreement with Huma.
Huma says, 'lucky ZIllah!'
Pop grumbles.
Xuvenia says, 'i tried at least a half dozen times.. and nothing'
Nadia got real lucky.
Xuvenia says, 'even tried a bunch of different tactics!'
Joel says to Zillah, 'i knew i didn't like you for a reason.'
Nadia says, 'First time!'
Joel winks suggestively at Zillah.
Pop says, 'annnnnnnoying'
Nadia prances about happily.
Sandra says, 'sometimes it's a pain in the ass. But it's been that way for a long while =)'
Huma nods solemnly.
Huma says, 'its kinda poop'
Xuvenia says, 'one time some random dork was in the room with me while i was killing him and he got it'
Huma nods his agreement with Sandra.
Xuvenia whines.
Xuvenia says, 'we weren't even grouped'
Huma says, 'ok Xuvenia, now its your time to shine'
Zillah says to Huma, 'You have no idea, only took me three tries total, and I had it twice!'
Zillah throws his head back and cackles gleefully!
Sandra laughs.
Huma pokes Xuvenia with Kryptonite.
Xuvenia says, 'did you guys give up on fistfighting? i had fun testing that out'
Chaykin says, 'in 12 years I've only gotten it once'
Sandra says, 'No, haven't given up!'
Joel nods his agreement with Xuvenia.
Sandra says, 'But we're gonna rewrite it'
Huma says, 'just nudging it with sticks'
Xuvenia says, 'oh cool'
Joel says to Xuvenia, 'that was a fun skill.'
Xuvenia nods her agreement with Joel.
Huma says, 'or... dumpstering it and starting over =P'
Xuvenia giggles.
Sandra giggles.
Huma says, 'ya know... whatev'
Huma says, 'same difference'
Sandra says, 'The testing helped a bunch'
Xuvenia giggles at Sandra.
Sandra says, 'and because of it, we're gonna go a different route'
Xuvenia says, 'i hope so! i tried using it a bunch of different ways and threw in some logs of twogun too'
Xuvenia zones out.
Huma flops about helplessly.
Huma says, 'so other hands I missed?'
Xuvenia gropes around for something to say to Huma.
Xuvenia says, 'ahhhh dammit that doesn't work anymore'
Huma peers at Xuvenia, looking her up and down.
Huma says to Xuvenia, 'Please Xuve, keep it in your pants!'
Zillah says to Huma, 'I don't want mine to get bitten.'
Huma peers around intently.
Joel says to Xuvenia, 'that hasn't worked for years :p'
Huma says, 'what is gonna get bit?'
Sandra giggles.
Zillah says, 'my hand'
Huma peers intently at Kryptonite.
Huma says, 'I'll just weaken you if you're kryptonian'
Huma says, 'you wont be bit'
Joel says, 'much'
Sandra says, 'Chaykin will bite you tho'
Xuvenia says to Joel, 'Yea but i forget.'
Xuvenia sighs loudly.
Nadia sinks her teeth into Sandra's flesh.
Huma says to Zillah, 'Are you kryptonian?'
Sandra says, 'Then you'll have Chaycooties'
Xuvenia says, 'i miss bounce self too :P'
Joel nods his agreement with Xuvenia.
Joel nods his agreement with Sandra.
Chaykin gnashes his teeth, looking for something to bite.
Joel says, 'he's got major cooties'
Huma cringes away from Chaykin in mortal terror.
Huma has created a smidge of zip!
Zillah says to Huma, 'I'm not religious.'
Chaykin says, 'there but for the grace of Sandra go I'
Sandra giggles.
Zillah grins evilly at Chaykin... Wonder what he's thinking...
Sandra picks up the corpse of Nadia.
Blackmojo raises his hand.
Huma gives Chaycooties to Sandra.
Joel says, 'you're not goign to eat that are you?'
Huma says, 'go ahead Blackmojo'
Chaykin snickers softly.
Blackmojo says, 'so  i have to gather  all kinds of logs and  wrie a damn report before you will listen to me?'
Sandra carves up a filet of Nadia.
Joel snickers softly.
Nadia blinks.
Huma giggles.
Nadia says, 'heyyyy'
Nadia whines.
Sandra says, 'You have to give me more than 'Dex rules, my char sucks''
Huma says, 'if you take the problem serious we will take it seriously :)'
Sandra picks up a filet of Nadia and shakes it vigorously.
Huma nods his agreement with Sandra.
Nadia raises her hand.
Zillah says to Blackmojo, 'Like the book reports that you used to write in school? Yeah, tho--- oh, didn't do those you say? Too bad.'
Blackmojo gasps in astonishment.
Zillah ducks to the ground.
Huma says, 'ok next question?'
Xuvenia grins evilly at Zillah... Wonder what she's thinking...
Nadia raises her hand.
Lorenzo says to Blackmojo, 'we're listening, but you have to say something.'
Huma pokes Nadia with Kryptonite.
Sandra nods her agreement with Lorenzo.
Nadia says, 'I demand that the filet of Nadia be giv- oh, question. Can I have the filet of Nadia?'
Sandra giggles.
Blackmojo says, 'im about to perma and remake as dex'
Huma chuckles politely.
Huma says, 'I want the filet pelase'
Huma grins evilly.
Nadia says, 'May I have the filet?>'
Huma says, 'or Sandra can keep it'
Xuvenia says to Blackmojo, 'Can't just rearrange your eq?'
Nadia bats her eyelashes at Sandra.
Blackmojo shakes his head.
Sandra says, 'That'd be your choice, wouldn't it? It's certainly easier to give us some actual info, than to restart your char, but whatever'
Joel says to Sandra, 'lemme have that filet?!'
Sandra says, 'it's mine!'
Nadia says to Sandra, 'please?'
You do a slow fade as Joel whines at Sandra, hoping he won't get to you too.
Nadia sniffles cutely.
Sandra giggles.
Xuvenia rolls her eyes heavenward.
Xuvenia says, 'just portion it, people'
Huma says, 'did we just cause him to perma?'
Huma says, 'oh dawn'
Huma says, 'he just logged out'
Xuvenia smirks.
Huma snaps his fingers. ATTITUDE!
Joel says, 'noooooooooo i want the whole thing'
Zillah says, 'oh, what a -travesty-'
Zillah says, 'excuse me while I go cry, or something'
Zillah ducks to the ground.
Nadia licks Zillah.
Joel pats Zillah on the head.
Zillah pets Nadia lovingly.
Huma chuckles politely.
Huma says, 'dont cry!'
Joel says, 'there's no crying in legendmud!'
Huma says, 'so who else =P'
Nadia bursts into tears.
Chaykin says, 'it's frustrating that someone feels so strongly about something and yet is unwilling to put any of that effort into helping us fix it :P'
Joel goes ACK TTTTHHHHHPPPPPPTTTTTT!
An aura of heavenly light appears above Nadia's head.
Joel says, 'noooooooooo'
Xuvenia nods her agreement with Chaykin.
Xuvenia says, 'yeah it's pretty brain dead'
Huma says, 'hes just running his head into a brick wall'
Huma says, 'when you ask someone to articulate it can be very hard sometimes'
Xuvenia says, 'i think his head is made of bricks, honestly'
Joel snickers at Huma nastily.
Xuvenia says to Huma, 'That's why you let the logs do the talking!'
Zillah giggles at Xuvenia.
Joel says to Xuvenia, 'in his case, that could be worse.'
Huma shrugs helplessly.
Sandra gives a filet of Nadia to Nadia.
Nadia beams at Sandra delightedly.
Huma flops about helplessly.
Sandra giggles.
Huma says, 'are we good to finish this up?'
Nadia nods solemnly.
Zillah says, 'no, but I could make his head -contain- a brick, with a little bloodshed, and if nothing else, at least I'd feel better'
Huma says, 'I try to elongate because people might show up late'
Xuvenia pets Zillah lovingly.
Huma says, 'but er... nothing to exciting going on here'
Zillah stretches out beside Xuvenia - nothing like subtlety...NOT!
Xuvenia grins evilly.
Sandra says, 'well, lets not pick on mojo and instead lets get back to qanda'in'
Huma nods his agreement with Sandra.
Xuvenia says, 'yeah cuz you guys once again skimped on the nudity'
Huma says, 'please ask questions! :)'
Joel says to Huma, 'would it count if i leave and come back again?'
Xuvenia says to Huma, 'Maybe a little prodding on chat again might help.'
Xuvenia whistles innocently to herself.
Zillah grins evilly at Joel... Wonder what he's thinking...
Joel says to Sandra, 'yeah how come you're not doin the nakkid thing?'
Joel bats his eyelashes at Sandra.
Sandra peers at herself myopically.
Sandra says, 'I'm in my comfy jeans'
Joel snickers softly.
Huma says, 'see people prefer to be square'
Zillah says, 'how can I love you if you're not on your back?'
Xuvenia says, 'bah then they're missing out'
Huma says, 'I concur!'
Xuvenia blinks at Zillah.
Huma says, 'other questions?'
Zillah snickers softly.
Chaykin says to Zillah, 'There are lots more interesting positions than that.'
Huma whimpers softly.
Xuvenia throws her head back and cackles gleefully!
Sandra giggles.
Huma says to Zillah, 'Explain in expansive detail.'
Xuvenia chortles with amusement.
Zillah says to Chaykin, 'You're preaching to the choir. But it sounds amusing!'
Zillah says to Huma, 'I'll send you the logs.'
Sandra says, 'Huma is too young to listen'
Chaykin says to Zillah, 'True!'
Zillah says to Huma, 'Because I am BROKEN.'
Zillah winks suggestively.
Huma giggles.
Huma says, 'hey I'm 24 =P'
Huma says, 'I'm an a-dult'
Sandra says, 'that's too young!'
Xuvenia smirks.
Zillah says to Huma, 'Nope, still too young to ride this ride.'
Zillah snickers softly.
Huma says to Joel, '6-5 1 out men on first and second =P'
Nadia looks up into the sky and ponders.
Joel snickers softly.
Nadia says, 'Maybe I should leave then...'
Xuvenia says to Huma, 'If it's any consolation, i'd do ya.'
Xuvenia nods to herself.
Huma cheers wildly!
Nadia says, 'if *huma* is too young...'
Joel says to Huma, 'yeah that's why i said no about 10 minutes ago.'
Nadia peers at herself myopically.
Joel says to Huma, 'ai told you you're slow.'
Huma says, 'well between Xuvenia and me thats two people in this room that would do me'
Sandra says to Nadia, 'Yea you're way too young!'
Zillah laughs.
Nadia pouts.
Xuvenia says to Huma, 'You and me huh?'
Huma nods his agreement with Xuvenia.
Joel says to Sandra, 'i've been talking to you too long, i cannot type anymore.'
Xuvenia jumps in the air and slams a thunderous high-5 with Huma!
Sandra giggles.
Chaykin covers Nadia's eyes with his hands - she's too young to watch!
Xuvenia giggles.
Nadia glowers darkly at Chaykin.
Katahdin says, 'howdee'
Huma says, 'mmmmbop'
Nadia says to Chaykin, 'watch it, you. I know where you hide ooc.'
Sandra smiles happily.
Huma waves a welcome to Katahdin. Hello!
Xuvenia giggles.
Katahdin bows deeply.
Zillah nods his agreement with Katahdin.
Xuvenia waves a welcome to Katahdin. Hello!
Chaykin says to Nadia, 'Hey I let you visit me because you're fun, don't make me lock you out!'
Huma flops about helplessly.
Joel tips his hat to Katahdin.
Huma says, 'so other questions =P'
Sandra giggles.
Huma says, 'Katah, any questions?'
Nadia goes EEK! at Chaykin in distress - isn't Chaykin an awful person for teasing?
Nadia says to Chaykin, 'sorry!'
Joel snickers softly.
Nadia pouts.
Huma says, 'we're starting to get side tracked into... anything'
Chaykin giggles at Nadia.
Joel says to Huma, 'starting?  you really are slow :p'
Zillah says to Huma, 'Starting?'
Sandra says, 'usual QandA stuff'
Xuvenia says, 'the nude portion of the Q&a you mean'
Huma peers at Joel, looking him up and down.
Katahdin says, 'indeed, but im a new newbie... perhaps others should ask first?'
Huma says, 'hey I'm trying to run a Q&A and watch baseball'
Nadia says to Xuvenia, 'i was only nude for a moment.'
Huma says to Katahdin, 'We're out of questions.'
Sandra says to Katahdin, 'No, ask! We like newbies!'
Huma says to Katahdin, 'We're mostly having a meet and greet at this point.'
Huma says to Katahdin, 'Please askk all the questions in the world.'
Joel says to Katahdin, 'you're turn, newbies are way fun :)'
Zillah nods his agreement with Joel.
Xuvenia says, 'to eat!'
Sandra says, 'They're good with syrup'
Xuvenia says, 'i mean...'
Joel snickers softly.
Sandra says, 'but it's ok, I already had dinner!'
Katahdin says, 'how do i know if a weapon is better or worse than the one i have? i've been to legenddb but im not sure what the decsriptions mean?'
Joel says to Sandra, 'you're a bad influence.'
Sandra says, 'Legenddb is really a bad place for you to look'
Sandra says, 'I'm sorry that some goofball sent you there =)'
Huma giggles.
Joel says to Katahdin, 'legenddb is usually wrong.'
Zillah says to Katahdin, 'Yeah DB is your main problem.'
Chaykin says, 'that site was made by a player like...5 years ago and hasn't been updated since :/'
Huma says, 'its a OK tool for a very experienced player'
Joel nods his agreement with Chaykin.
Huma says, 'but its dangerous for a newbie'
Nadia says to Huma, 'an ok tool. Grammar.'
Xuvenia says, 'i dunno, honestly, i know db has a few errors, or it's out of date, but i don't know where this total rancor for the site comes from'
Nadia ducks to the ground.
Katahdin says, 'is that 5 years ago legendmud time or earth time?'
Zillah purrs contentedly in Nadia's lap.
Xuvenia says, 'i mean, as long as they're aware that it's out of date (which it says on the main page)'
Nadia giggles at Zillah.
Sandra says, 'armslore is a good skill to use to check weapons. Also, you can sometimes tell by the amount of attacks you do'
Nadia pets Zillah lovingly.
Xuvenia nods her agreement with Sandra.
Joel nods his agreement with Sandra.
Zillah says to Sandra, 'Number!'
Zillah ducks to the ground.
Xuvenia says, 'you can type att to see if it has stats too'
Huma nods his agreement with Sandra.
Chaykin says to Xuvenia, 'Because it generates so much confusion just like this, that's why.'
Joel nods his agreement with Xuvenia.
Xuvenia says, 'although if you're under level 7 it will just show as 'flux' and you don't know if it's raising or lowering your stat'
Xuvenia giggles.
Huma says to Xuvenia, 'Its a good tool for an experience player who knows what they are doing.'
Xuvenia nods her agreement with Huma.
Sandra says, 'I get mean when people send our cute newbies to the db. It's confusing for them in an already confusing place'
Joel nods his agreement with Sandra.
Huma chuckles politely.
Huma says, 'anyway'
Huma says, 'armslore... asking nicely... more stats are usually good'
Huma says, 'help quality gives some info'
Sandra says, 'ywa anyway!, armslore == gooooooooood'
Joel says to Katahdin, 'if you're really lost, just send a tell or ask for somebody to send you a tell with info.'
Huma nods solemnly.
Sandra nods her agreement with Joel.
Katahdin says, 'armslore is not on my allskills list :('
Joel nods his agreement with Sandra.
Zillah says to Katahdin, 'Hunt down one of us nifty NPH kids, we like answering questions about whatever.'
Xuvenia comforts Katahdin.
Huma says, 'problem you're running into here is we imms can't give you specific game info'
Huma says, 'so we can say Weapons X Y and Z are better'
Huma says, 'er cant'
Sandra says to Katahdin, 'It will be once you get some equipment :)'
Joel says to Huma, 'you could and get in trouble :p'
Zillah says, 'but I can! *duck*'
Katahdin says, 'im not looking to start trouble ... :)'
Huma says, 'of course'
Sandra says, 'no trouble at all!'
Huma says, 'they're just razzin me'
Huma says, 'because thats a fun thing to do'
Nadia pets Huma lovingly.
Nadia says, 'especially mocking his grammar'
Sandra says, 'yea, if he gets too much out of hand, I just kill him'
An aura of heavenly light appears above Nadia's head.
Nadia smirks at Sandra.
Xuvenia says to Sandra, 'He's out of hand, kill him!'
Xuvenia cowers in fear!
Sandra says, 'Ok!'
Sandra slays Huma in cold blood!
You hear Huma's death cry.
Xuvenia waves the corpse of Huma.
Katahdin says, 'so i just buy the weapon, try it out, and also see if there are any att changes'
Huma whines.
Xuvenia giggles.
Huma picks up the corpse of Huma.
Xuvenia cheers for Sandra - huzzah!
Sandra nods her agreement with Katahdin.
Huma frowns.
Xuvenia nods her agreement with Katahdin.
Huma eats the corpse of Huma.
Xuvenia says to Katahdin, 'That'd be the way to go.'
Lorenzo says, 'drat, Huma was too quick'
Nadia puts a filet of Nadia in a patterned teal velvet pouch.
Zillah snickers softly.
Sandra says, 'That's the best way to learn by yourself. You can also ask on info or chat if people could send you a tell about X weapon'
Lorenzo says, 'I wanted to steal his kryptonite'
Zillah comforts Lorenzo.
Katahdin says, 'what about the type of weapon,. i aints got no special fighting skills...'
Xuvenia says, 'can you learn one yet?'
Sandra says, 'You look to be a con fighter, for the most part'
Sandra says, 'So you need a bludgeoning weapon'
Katahdin says, 'i learned kick. no others are available'
Xuvenia says, 'ah'
Huma nods solemnly.
Joel says, 'unless she started with that dagger'
Xuvenia says, 'what about basic arms training'
Huma says, 'looks like youstarted from Agrabah looking to be a mage?'
Katahdin says, 'nope'
Xuvenia says, 'oi'
Huma says, 'oh'
Zillah says to Huma, 'First character.'
Katahdin says, 'yes. im looking to be a mage, but in the meantime id like to get the best weapon possible'
Zillah says to Huma, 'Throw-away models :)'
Zillah grins evilly.
Huma nods his agreement with Zillah.
Xuvenia says, 'i think trusty is an okay weapon for a lowbie'
Xuvenia says, 'but i could be wrong'
Xuvenia peers around intently.
Huma says, 'well unfortunately most of your actual fight skills are very low :('
Joel says to Zillah, 'not true, i still have my first character.'
Joel sticks his tongue out at Zillah. =P
Huma says, 'so it lowers your available options for fight skills'
Sandra says, 'I am my first character'
Sandra nods her agreement with Huma.
Zillah says to Joel, 'So do I... a redux =P'
Chaykin says, 'my first char is a mob!'
Huma says, 'so thats why you ahve so few options'
Joel says to Zillah, 'didn't remake.'
Chaykin says, 'so he's kinda still around'
Katahdin says, 'what does "hit rating" and "damage rating" mean? are they related to fighting and weapon?'
Sandra says to Katahdin, 'What you want to do is raise your dex, strength or con, depending on the fight type you want. So you can then get the weapon proficiencies you need.'
Huma says to Katahdin, 'Help hitroll will explain all that.'
Katahdin says, 'ahhh... i kept trying help damage )'
Joel nods his agreement with Huma.
Xuvenia says, 'ah!'
Lorenzo says, 'I think my first char is still lvl 13 or so...'
Sandra giggles.
Blackdeath says, 'london con dex with a katar is  hands down the best class in the mud at the moment'
Huma says, 'my first char is dead and gone!'
Xuvenia says, 'yea i still have my first character'
Joel snickers at Lorenzo nastily.
Xuvenia flops herself down and gets comfortable.
Huma says, 'anyway Katah'
Xuvenia ponders Blackdeath's existence.
Katahdin says, 'yikes, my damage rating is negative 3'
Blackdeath says, 'maybe lima con dex'
Sandra giggles.
Joel says to Katahdin, 'that's quite normal for a mage.'
Sandra says to Katahdin, 'Welcome to being a mage =)'
Joel points proudly at himself.
Huma says, 'anyway yeah Katah you have very low fighting stats'
Xuvenia snickers softly.
Joel says, 'mine's at 0'
Xuvenia says to Katahdin, 'Have you learned any spell words yet?'
Joel claps for himself because no one else will.
Sandra says, 'Mine's at 32!'
Katahdin says, 'i know vid, guh, vina, pur, and kala'
Sandra says, 'my damroll is 75 tho'
Sandra says, 'Ooh a cause mage. You'll have fun with that'
Xuvenia nods her agreement with Sandra.
Xuvenia says, 'get vya next!'
Xuvenia nods to herself.
Sandra giggles.
Xuvenia says, 'guh lak vya ex!'
Joel says to Katahdin, 'if you have questions about being a cause mage, don't hesitate to ask.'
Huma shows his approval by clapping his hands together.
Katahdin says, 'thank you :)'
Zillah says to Joel, 'Beat ya sucker.'
Huma says, 'anyone with the NPH in their title can help'
Sandra says, 'We have great helpers here. They love to brag and show off! It's great =)'
Zillah ducks under Joel.
Zillah grins evilly at Sandra... Wonder what he's thinking...
Huma says, 'yeah they like to fall all over themselves to steal newbies from others'
Sandra giggles.
Joel chuckles politely.
Xuvenia whistles innocently to herself.
Xuvenia says, 'i do not!'
Zillah says to Sandra, 'I am NOT a show-of--- oh okay, fine. I kinda am. But still!'
Sandra snickers at Zillah nastily.
Zillah sticks his tongue out at Joel. =P
Chaykin snickers softly.
Huma flops about helplessly.
Joel sinks his teeth into Zillah's flesh.
Huma says, 'so other questions?'
Katahdin says, 'what's up with the belly dancer in Agrabah?  She's hot.'
Chaykin says, 'without the desire to show off, we wouldn't have RP here'
Zillah says to Katahdin, 'Don't ask Joel, he's a little slow. Ask me, I'm brilliant.'
Xuvenia giggles at Katahdin.
Huma says, 'I know man'
Huma says, 'I mean woah'
Sandra says, 'Watch out for her, you never know where she's been'
Huma says, 'yeah shes showing ankle to every guy with a bottle of perfume anymore'
Huma says, 'thats just what I heard'
Huma says, 'shes dirrrrrrty'
Zillah says to Sandra, 'I could tell you one or two places she's been, but I'll observe the PG13 rating for right now.'
Xuvenia smirks at Huma.
Sandra giggles.
An aura of heavenly light appears above Zillah's head.
Huma flops about helplessly.
Huma says, 'anywho'
Chaykin says to Zillah, 'One or TWO? That conjures some unwelcome mental images.'
Huma says, 'yeah....'
Sandra says, 'more questions!'
Huma says, 'what other kind of fun questions'
Huma flops about helplessly.
Zillah says to Chaykin, 'I'm very creative with that scalpel of mine. She could tell you all about it.'
Huma says, 'ok is that all then? :)'
Huma says, 'the silence speaks volumes!'
Katahdin says, 'yep'
Zillah licks a shiny scalpel.
Zillah grins evilly.
Chaykin ponders Zillah's existence.
Katahdin waves happily.
Huma waves happily.
Huma says, 'so any other questions?'
Xuvenia zones out.
Xuvenia says, 'i guess back to developing inn-rot'
Sandra giggles.
Huma laughs.
Huma says, 'ok'
Xuvenia says, 'not stag rot'
Joel sinks his teeth into Sandra's flesh.
Sandra says, 'that's gotta sting'
Huma says, 'this house is CLEAR!'
Xuvenia says, 'since you guys refuse to ban bots from inns :P'
Kryptonite thuds as Huma attempts to bounce it - what a klutz.
Xuvenia zones out.
Huma says, 'we can be done now =P'
Zillah grins evilly at Xuvenia... Wonder what he's thinking...
Zillah waves happily.
Huma wuvs newbies.
Sandra giggles.